Funny anecdote going to the cinema - 1

Le barzellette e battute in inglese

Funny anecdote going to the cinema

-Cinema ticket office-
Hello please I want one ticket
For Spiderman?
No, just for me

Funny humour with Alladin's lamp

I used the Aladdin's lamp. I asked for gold but I got a fold.
I know. I got a 40 centimeters tick.

English humour about picking up girls

-At a Wedding reception, a man say to a woman-
Hi dear. Let me introduce myself. Do you know that a large number of people getting married knew each other at a wedding reception?
In fact I met my husband right over there.

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